Henry Cavill and Joey Batey in The Witcher on Netflix.Source: Netflix They'd smile more if someone would toss them a coin. Maybe.

"Toss a Coin To Your Witcher" — a catchy little tune from the Netflix series The Witcher — is now available on Spotify. That's it. That's the whole post.

Here's the thing, though: Suspend disbelief for a minute and accept the fact that "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" somehow has organically become the feelgood hit of the winter. That it in no way is a manufacturered hit, that there's no marketing push from Netflix to turn it into something it's not.

That you could walk down the street and start singing the song, and suddenly find yourself in the midst of a makeshift chorus.

When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song

Never mind the fact that ol' Jaskier was nothing but annoying to Geralt of Rivia. That he couldn't wait to get rid of him.

From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel

Geralt fights a lot. That's kind of his thing.

They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth

Imaging someone with a not-quite-guitar started following you around, singing all the time. Can you imagine someone like that having his lute broken down?

While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat

Gross? Probably.

Uh oh, here comes the catchy part.

Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty
O'
Toss a coin to Your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty

That's it. That's the part that everyone's humming. Or whistling. Or writing blog posts about how popular a song it is, never mind that more people have watched the Ryan Reynoles flick 6 Underground — at least according to Netflix's new way of measuring things.

Anyway, here come the rest of the lyrics:

At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn

He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came

He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest

That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale

Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty
O'

Toss a coin to your Witcher
And friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty
O'
And friend of humanity

Toss a coin to your Witcher
O' Valley of Plenty
O' Valley of Plenty
O'

Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity

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